The following are things that Prime Minister Stephen Harper actually did. Brace yourselves for the following to happen in the ol' US of A. I've left out some things that have already happened down south, like showing contempt for the separation of powers by criticizing sitting judges (source), and other things that are obvious like immigration and military vagaries, so here I've listed some things that haven't happened yet and things you might not expect.
- First, and most likely, The federal government’s name will change to The Trump Government. Our Prime Minister Stephen Harper actually renamed the Canadian Government to The Harper Government. (source).
- All non-christian chaplains will be fired from the prison system (source).
- Expect your national census to be cancelled. (source).
- He will flagrantly will disobey court orders (source).
- They will alter government documents and records so they don't contradict their lies (source).
- The leader will now choose what questions are asked of him, not the media (source).
- He will disallow house committees from questioning his staff even if it means putting them in contempt of Parliament (source).
- He will stop talking to reporters in the press gallery. Harper appeared at the press gallery a mere seven times in 9 years: February 1, 2006, October 3, 2007, November 9, 2007, January 28, 2008, November 8, 2008, April 22, 2009, June 15, 2009 (source).
- Librarians and archivists who set foot in classrooms, attend conferences or speak up at public meetings on their own time will be considered to be engaging in “high risk” activities. Such federal employees will be required a “duty of loyalty” to the government. (source).
- Museums will be required to tell only government approved stories (source).
- Scientists will be barred from speaking to the public unless they appear with a government “minder”, and pre-clear the subject they wish to talk about. (source).
- The tax man will be given money specifically for auditing environmentalists and other organizations that oppose the government’s policies (source).
- The government will order YouTube and others to take down unpatriotic videos (source).
- Parks Departments employees will be banned from criticizing the government, even on their own time (source).
- Nuclear Safety inspectors will be fired (source).
- Your government will act in contempt of the house, and in violation of the constitution (source).
- Democratically elected politicians from foreign countries will be denied entry if their views differ from the government (source).
- Formal complaints to government agencies may be made only by approved complainers (source).
- Anybody in government that is in charge of ensuring bills don’t violate the constitution will be fired. (source).
- An attempt will be made to silence politicians under the guise that it’s too expensive to let them talk. Yes, democracy itself will be deemed too expensive (source).
- Scientific labs that make any conclusions contrary to the government’s positions will be stripped of their credentials (source).
- Money over principals will go from being the cynical view of government to being official policy (source).
- Wearing a mask at a protests will become illegal (source).
- Vandalizing statues, and memorials will get you a 10 year prison sentence if they are dedicated to the military (source).
- They will try to make posting on the Internet anonymously illegal (source).
- The government will start spending an unthinkable amount of money to spy on specific citizens that try to fight discrimination (source).
- Public tours of democratic institutions will be curtailed (source)
- Scientific research stations will be closed (source).
- Obscure and obsolete parliamentary procedures will be dredged up and use to silence witnesses and hide evidence, and handbooks and instructions on how to do this will be distributed to conservative politicians (source).
- The people will be taught that their democracy works differently than it actually does, in order to create chaos should they loose the next election (source).
- An unfathomable amount of taxpayer money will be diverted from education and medical to already profitable oil companies for seemingly no reason (source).
- Police could be absolved of past crimes by retroactive laws. These laws would go back in time and make past illegal actions not illegal anymore (source).
- Government staff will become actors and will pose as citizens in for propaganda photos (source).
- Environmental and scientific libraries will be literally thrown in the garbage (source).
- They will hide a clause in a huge bill that will allow them to spend and borrow money without the house's permission, fundamentally altering the balance of power between the executive and the representatives (source).
- They will eviscerate public broadcasting (source).
- Private government information about individuals such as political opponents and activists will be leaked to embarrass and discredit them, in one case it was a veteran's advocate and his medical records (source).
- They will secretly record political opponents and also use agent provocateur techniques to try and entrap them (source).
- At least one politician will end up in jail if the election authorities look into election irregularities (source).
- They will become a source of fake news that will leak to the press (source).
- Fake protests will be created using junior staffers (source).
- They will change copyright law to allow theft of content for use in propaganda (source).
There are, however, some things that are uniquely Canadian and have little chance of happening south of the border:
- There won't be rumours of the first lady committing adultery with a female mountie (source).
- No fictional characters name Pierre Poutine will meddle with the electoral process (source).
- Trump won't sing Beatles songs to an audience (video).
- Congressmen and Senators will probably not actually literally fight each other (video).